glossary

Drunkenness: resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired.

Divorce: the legal ending of a marriage

Former: A shortened form of 'Former boy/girlfriend.' Another way to say 'ex.'

 Twins: What a woman says when referring to her breasts.

Grandchildren: Slang referring to the male genitals

Daughter: the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom's life, and dad will love no matter what.

Pharmaceutical: a whore for the pharmaceutical industry peddling brand name drugs that are marginally better (if at all) and infinitely more expensive than generic drugs that have been available for decades.

 Family; The close relationships among a body of human beings through blood. Usually are annoying and invasive around the holidays.

Delighted: meaning you would happily do something.

Upset: Unhappy; angry. 

Health: The slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Issues: Fancy and elegant way to say "problems". 
It is so used nowadays, that people often feel proud and want everyone to know about them.

Dysfunction: A metal band from Casa Grande, AZ.

Suggests: Term for a male who is not gay, but exhibits overtly gay tendencies.Suggests while heterosexual

Relationship: any type of connection that brings two individuals together for a period of time 

Annoyed: to piss off someone for no reason

Finances: To exhibit overwhelming prudence in financial or budgetary matters.

Suffers: To feel pain or distress; sustain loss, injury, harm, or punishment.

Tries: Third person singular present tense of try.

Fockers: family name of the protagonist movie